The Joke thread - Some jokes may offend, read at own risk. Jokes only, no comments.

**enf** · 24-01-21, 03:22 PM

**SS Dave** · 24-01-21, 09:23 PM

**enf** · 25-01-21, 06:56 AM

**SS Dave** · 25-01-21, 08:40 AM

When my wife asked me to name all my sexual partners I'd ever had, I had to think back to when I was 16.
I took a couple of minutes to list them off and eventually got to my wife.
Looking back, that's where I should have stopped.

**SS Dave** · 25-01-21, 08:44 AM

A teacher brought in a cat to class and ask the children
"What do you think hold its tail on?"
One little girl raised her hand, " the skin miss"
Another kid shouts out , "the cats fur miss".
At this point, little Johnny jumps up, walks over and lifts up the tail.
"By the look at the size of those nuts, I'd say it's
f$@&ing bolted on.

**SS Dave** · 25-01-21, 08:46 AM

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today. I asked her, "When it's due?"

She replied, "I'm not ****ing pregnant you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus you fat b***h!"

**wotnot** · 25-01-21, 03:19 PM

I'm sure there's a punch-line for this, but the visual humour is good enough =)

**enf** · 25-01-21, 10:19 PM

**RogerTheDoger** · 25-01-21, 10:41 PM

I don't know why they had to honour Margaret Court and make her a Companion of the Order of Australia (AC) for playing tennis. After all every centre where tennis is played is named after her as a Tennis COURT.

**SS Dave** · 26-01-21, 08:36 AM

**enf** · 26-01-21, 02:09 PM

FOR SALE!

1 large crystal ball only $125. But you will bid me down to $75, proving it works so we have a sale!

**SS Dave** · 27-01-21, 12:25 AM

**Johnno** · 27-01-21, 12:25 PM

**wotnot** · 27-01-21, 01:15 PM

Been watching DavePl's (retired microsoft dev) video, and came across this (helicopter story) -->

=D

**SS Dave** · 27-01-21, 05:58 PM

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**enf** · 29-01-21, 01:03 PM

**SS Dave** · 29-01-21, 05:34 PM

Opps

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