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    If Cinderella's shoe fitted so perfectly, why the f*ck did it fall off in the first place?
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    For the Nerds
    I tried to use ‘BeefStew’ for a password, but the computer said it wasn’t Strogenoff …….. groan …..

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    Humanity will one day extinct because the solution to an unknown fatal problem today will not comply with the constitution, it will not be politically correct, it will violate someone's rights or because it will demand the use of science or even vaccines. And it may offend a vegan !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SS Dave View Post
    .... Then... Tell Men What To Do

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