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    Dad and son in the bathroom brushing their teeth.
    Son drops his toothbrush in the commode.
    Dad tells him to throw it in the trash because it’s dirty.
    Son tells dad, you might need to throw yours away too... I dropped it in the commode 3 days ago!
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    Meghan Markle goes to the hairdressers and says "Can you make me look like a cheap and tacky Kardashian?"

    Hairdresser replies "Sorry, Kate Middleton's class and dignity have already done that".
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    Quote Originally Posted by SS Dave View Post
    The answer is penises at my age

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    Quote Originally Posted by hinekadon View Post
    The answer is penises at my age
    Sounds about right, two of them, couldn't be that silly just pulling one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hinekadon View Post
    The answer is penises at my age
    They got pills for that......

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    All right guys, comments are not allowed and you all know it. Given the smile induced by them all, I'll consider them "jokes" and leave it at that.

    Keep it to a minimum of 0 if you can please......
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    Experience what 10 years of marriage feels like by telling a deaf person about your day as they scroll through facebook on their phone.
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    Experience what 10 years of marriage feels like by telling a deaf person about your day as they scroll through facebook on their phone.
    Or talking to teenagers....
    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

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