The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
SORRY about this, couldn't help it.........
John McAfee found dead in his cell.
They can try cremating him, shooting his body into space but they'll never be able to quite get rid of the arsehole completely.
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John McAfee found dead.
Are they sure he's dead? Have they tried turning him off and on again?
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Theres only 2 things certain in life, death and taxes. Unless you're john macafee, then theres only death.
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John McAfee was found dead in a Spanish prison after months of bad mouthing Norton Security software. Apparently a group of Jewish prisoners beat him to death because he was anti-Symantec.
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Antivirus software creator John McAfee found dead in Spanish prison.
If only he'd bought some protection...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Jacinda & her chauffeur were cruising along a country road one evening when an elderly cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck & killed.
Cindy told her driver to go up to the farmhouse & explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls organising another lockdown.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, smeared with lipstick & smiling happily.
“What happened to you,” asked Cindy?
“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine & their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.”!
“My God, what did you tell them?”
The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door & said, I’m the Prime Minister’s driver & I’ve just run over the cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it.” Cindy Fainted!!!
Cheers, Tiny
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