The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The Muslim Book Store:
So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Muslim Book Store”. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on the U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims"? The clerk said, "#### off, get out, and stay out"! I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback"?
The man said to the cockroach "My penis is 10 times longer than your whole body."
The cockroach replied "That may be true but I make your wife scream 10 times louder than you do."
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Baby, you remind me of my little toe... Cute, small, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
A paramedic was doing his VDI outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little home made cart with yellow and green squares on.
The little girl was wearing a green helmet with a blue light on top. The cart was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The paramedic walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice ambulance", the paramedic said with admiration.
"Thanks", the girl replied.
The paramedic looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little paramedic", the paramedic said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your ambulance, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Always walk a mile in someone's shoes before you criticise them...then you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes
MY DEAR , RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
ITS PERFECTLY FINE FOR ONE TO HAVE AND TO TAKE PRIDE IN ,
BUT WHEN ONE TAKES IT OUT AND WAVES IT IN MY FACE
WE HAVE A PROBLEM
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Collingwood.........................
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Recently leaked documents from the Vatican have shown why the Catholic Church is protecting paedophiles.
Apparently, the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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