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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hinekadon View Post
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    Funny Book Titles and Authors

    "Home Maintenance"....by Duane Pipe

    "Growing up in the Balkans".....by Hugo Slavia

    "Irish Winter Tales".....by Pete Moss

    "Increase Your Brain Power"....by Sarah Bellum

    "Looking Into the Wishing Well"....by Eileen Dover

    "How to Write a Mystery Novel"....by Page Turner

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    "Spots on the Wall"....by Hoo-flung Dung

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    You pick up a hitchhiker...
    A young, sexy, beautiful girl.
    Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital.
    Now that's stressful.


    But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
    You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
    This is getting very stressful!


    You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.


    After the tests are completed, the doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
    And probably have been since birth.
    You're extremely stressed but relieved.


    On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home...

    NOW THATS STRESS!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    LOL

    Or Buffest, Buff....Buffet.

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    If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!

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