Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
But a search revealed they were in the next field
With a dirty big Kiwi behind them.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Last edited by Johnno; 12-11-20 at 08:47 AM.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper dies of Covid 19 in prison...
And they say lockdowns work....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A pissed off wife is complaining about her husband spending all of his free time at the pub.
So, one night he took her along. What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh I don't know, same as you I suppose."
So he ordered two beers, and threw his down in a couple of gulps.
His wife watched him, then took a sip and immediately spat it out.
"Yuk, that's terrible; I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go, and you think I'm out every night enjoying myself?"
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Romance novels written CO-VID19 will be like………
And then she slowly slipped her mask down, revealing her warm red lips and her blushed face and as their eyes met
he gently removed her gloves!
Now that I’ve lived thru’ an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance Painters are full of fat people lying on couches!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I went to the bathroom at a Restaurant, I had sanitized my hands,
opened the door with my elbow, raised the toilet seat with my foot,
turned the tap on & opened the door with a tissue, and when I returned to the table
……..I’d forgotten to pull up my pants!
Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it,
GOOD TIMES!!!!
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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