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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Lockdown can only go 4 ways. . . .

    You’ll come out a Monk, a Hunk, a Chunk or a D ..... runk!!!

    CHOOSE WISELY!!!

    In coming years when the kids ask about the 2020 toilet paper shortage, I’m telling them we had to drag our bums across the lawn,

    ….BOTH WAYS!!

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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    Last edited by Johnno; 21-11-20 at 09:20 AM.

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    Apparently they have found the SA guy who caused the corona virus scare at the pizza shop. He's been found dead. Covered in mushrooms, pineapple, ham, cheese, prawns and salami.
    Cops reckon he topped himself...
    Another statistic.
    You can learn alot using Google, and the search button.....

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    After getting the windows on my car tinted almost black, I showed it to the wife.

    She said, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!"

    "That's the point."
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    The Walking Eagle

    Trump was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation.

    He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living.

    He referred to how he had supported every Native American issue that came to the news media.

    Although Mr. Trump was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic, and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers.”

    At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

    The proud Mr. Trump accepted the plaque and then departed, in his motorcade, to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

    A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to Trump. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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