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  1. 20-07-21, 10:36 AM #10721
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    Cheers, Tiny
    "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
    The information is out there; you just have to let it in."
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    One from the wife and one from the girl friend.
    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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    I heard AVE on ewetoob let this roll off his tongue ;

    Q. When masturbating, what is the most sensitive part of the male anatomy?

    A. His ears


    .....Ode to Ferenginar ... lol =)
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    I just realised that I have a serious drinking problem.

    My wallet's empty....
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