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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Cheers, Tiny
    "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
    The information is out there; you just have to let it in."

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    One from the wife and one from the girl friend.
    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    I heard AVE on ewetoob let this roll off his tongue ;

    Q. When masturbating, what is the most sensitive part of the male anatomy?

    A. His ears


    .....Ode to Ferenginar ... lol =)

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    I just realised that I have a serious drinking problem.

    My wallet's empty....
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  • 25-07-21, 12:21 PM

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    copied from my post a few days ago #10725

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