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  1. 25-07-21, 01:03 PM #10741
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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    There used to be a Sign at Branxton NSW for many years (maybe still there) that said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazman View Post
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    The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team , after realising shooting and sailing were two separate events.
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