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    Due to current food prices, the 5 seconds rule has been extended to 15 seconds.
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    You know you're a bad driver when Siri says: "In 400 feet, stop and let me out."
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    The wife arrived back from her driving test.

    "So," I asked excitedly, "how did you get on?"

    "Not good," she replied. "He failed me."

    "Oh dear!" I said sympathetically. "It can't be that bad; what did he pull you up on?"

    "A rope," she replied. "The car's still in the river."
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    At a party with the wife....

    “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” she asked.

    “Why should it?” I answered, “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
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    EricO said... "Remember.... you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friend's nose."

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