Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Ged-offa'-me) was attending the first athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name.
In those days the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade of this first great event, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp Pricks!" Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into "Olympics".
Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Melbournians will understand.. lol
Last edited by Johnno; 27-08-20 at 01:44 PM.
I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
They sat together on the couch, their legs entwined.
He ran a hand delicately across her breasts, his fingers grazing a nipple.
Then he continued down over her stomach, towards her crotch.
He paused and gently probed between her upper thighs.
She sighed
He let out a small grunt of satisfaction.
Then suddenly he turned away from her.
“Why did you stop ?” She begged.
“I found the remote control” he replied, switching on the footy.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
My missus.. lol
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
LSemmens
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The wife came home after failing her eighth driving test.
"I'm going to have to pack it in, I just can't afford to do this anymore."
I thought "Thank f*ck for that, I can't afford any more bribes either."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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