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  1. 18-07-20, 01:46 PM #9461
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    An obviously transgender person cut in front of me in the line at the Woolies checkout..

    “You’re LGBT, right?” I asked.

    “You forgot about the ‘Q’,” it replied

    “No arsehole, you did.”
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    The wife decided to lose some weight and got my old pushbike out of the garage.

    As she shakily pedalled down the driveway, I thought "I don't remember that bike having panniers."
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    "Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we’re made up of atoms, we've never actually touched anything in our entire lives."

    "So to answer your question officer, No! I didn't punch that loud rude little f*cker on the bus."
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