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    "China will be the first to set foot on Mars and establish a base there, because it is the red planet" =)

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    1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

    2 . 2019: stay away from negative people. 2020: stay away from positive people.

    3 The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

    4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house and told my dog .... we had a good laugh.

    5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom..
    6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

    7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

    8. I need to practice social-distancing ....from the refrigerator.

    9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins!

    10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.🤣🤣

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    The Australian Open (why?), the Victorian government (again!!), entitled tennis stars let into the country and now making demands in quarantine while Victorians can't cross the border....a f*cking joke!

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