The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The wife and her sister got caught in a thunderstorm on the way home from Weight Watchers earlier today...
Best example of saturated fats from that place I've ever seen....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Walked into McDonalds and placed an order. Order took a bit and when the girl bought it over,
she said "sorry for the wait, sir".
I said "that's okay, I heard Jenny Craig can work wonders these days".......
You can learn alot using Google, and the search button.....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Banned
Almost all serial killers are men.
That's because women prefer to kill one man slowly over many many years.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Bloke at the back table seems pretty happy LOL.
I was going into the local shopping centre when a dishevilled beggar jumped in front of me.
Beggar: "Any change mate?"
Me: "I don't have any change."
Beggar "C'mon..."
Me" I don't have ANY change."
Beggar: "I can't accept that."
Me: "Sigh! You can't accept that? jeez...OK OK, will you take a note?"
Beggar: "Sure...that would be great!" he said with a grin.
So I took a piece of paper and a pencil out of my briefcase, wrote "I don't have ANY FVCKING CHANGE!", handed it to the prick, and walked off.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A BLONDEs REQUEST
Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards,
can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor,
turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts,
he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite all right," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss. Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the
wonderful vagina can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman.
Paddy stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Mullet-stunned, Paddy replies, "You're shittin me ..... you not suggestin´ it can whistle as well?"
Texan goes to a gun dealer and says "I want a high powered hunting rifle with a laser sight and some full metal jacket ammo. Gonna go shoot some cans"
Dealer says "Why? A .22 air rifle is good enough for shooting cans. What kinda cans you planning on shooting?"
Texan replies "Mexicans, Puerto Ricans..."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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