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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
An old man is walking in Perth and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"
He replies: "No girl, that's no longer possible for me."
Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!"
So he made up his mind and they both go inside. They undress and he performs like a young buck, 5 times in a row.
"Oh my goodness", says the hooker, breathless, "and you said that SEX was no longer possible for you?!”
Says the old guy: "Oh, the sex part is still going well, it's the PAYMENT that is no longer possible!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
“You’re coming home now!” she screamed.
“No, I’m not,” I laughed.
She said, “I'm not talking to you I’m talking to the kids.”
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Haley Joel Osment who starred in The Sixth Sense was asked to give his reaction to the 39 found frozen to death in the back of a lorry in Essex.
"Icy dead people" he was heard to say.
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39 people have just realised that Trip Advisor needs updating.
The four stars wasn't a hotel guide, it was the freezer rating.
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The Fridge 39 are probably walking round Heaven now, thinking "f*cking hell Britain is awesome".
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
If there’s 3.8 billion women on earth - why isn’t it clean yet?
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex ?
Because they don't wan't to admit that a piece of meat makes them happy.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
Someone once called me illiterate.
Bullsh!t!! My parents had been married for three years before they had me.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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