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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Times are changing enf.. We steal the whole car now - Click & Collect....



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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    This is so true... I do it.. lol



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    Think I might give Halloween a miss this year … after all, I’ve been munching sweets and wearing a mask since March.
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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    Ebay USB microscope seller, false advertising to the point of being a joke;


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