The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I was so drunk last night .....I saw someone get pulled over on TV that I stuffed my beer under the couch
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Yes I know its been posted before...........but men need to be constantly reminded..............
This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
A recent scientific study reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
This, scientists say is basically due to the fact that they change them every f*cking 10 seconds or so.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The headmaster told me my son was thrown out of his Maths lesson because he refused to write down any number made up of 1s and 0s.
I had to explain it's because he now identifies as non-binary.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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