The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Due to current food prices, the 5 seconds rule has been extended to 15 seconds.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
You know you're a bad driver when Siri says: "In 400 feet, stop and let me out."
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The wife arrived back from her driving test.
"So," I asked excitedly, "how did you get on?"
"Not good," she replied. "He failed me."
"Oh dear!" I said sympathetically. "It can't be that bad; what did he pull you up on?"
"A rope," she replied. "The car's still in the river."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
At a party with the wife....
“That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” she asked.
“Why should it?” I answered, “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
EricO said... "Remember.... you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friend's nose."
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