"Dad..why is my sister called Teresa?"
"Well your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"
"Aaaah. Thanks dad"
"No problem Alan"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A cab driver picks up a beautiful nun. He won't stop staring at her. She asks what's wrong. She says he can tell her anything.
He says he's sorry, but he's always had fantasies about nuns - wanted to be kissed by one.
She tells him it's all right. But she just has two questions: Is he Catholic, and is he single?
He tells her he is Catholic, and he is single.
OK she says, Pull into the next alley.
They pull into an alley and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush
When they've finished, the man's crying. She asks him what's wrong.
I'm sorry, he says. I can't lie to you. I'm married, and I'm Jewish.
That's okay, says the nun. My name's Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
There's a hair clip? been looking for the last 15 minutes and can't see it.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I think it’s one of those trick 3D pictures where you have to cross your eyesOriginally Posted by SS Dave
Cheers
Ted (Al)
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A gambler was called in to the Tax Dept to explain where his money came from. He arrived with his lawyer and told the tax man he was a gambler and got all his considerable income from gambling. The tax man was not convinced so the gambler said; ”Let me give you an example”
The gambler then said “I will bet you 10 dollars I can bite my eye” after moving his mouth round a bit the tax man took the bet.
The gambler took out his glass eye and bit it. Then said “ I bet you another 10 dollars I can bite my other eye” He cant have 2 glass eyes thought the tax man so he took the bet. The gambler then took out his false teeth and bit his other eye.
The gambler then said “ I will give you a chance to get your money back and make some more, “I will put 30 dollars on the desk with your 20 to make it up to 50 you don’t have to put up any more. If I can do what I propose I get the 50 if not you get it, no wait I will make it 80 to bring it up to 100”
“You have quite a long desk so I bet you I can piss over your desk into the rubbish basket at the other end and if I get as much as one drop on the desk you win.”
The tax man thought I have nothing to lose as he already has my 20 so he took the bet.
The gambler carefully positioned the rubbish basket then went to the other end of the desk pulled out his dick and strained to the utmost but he couldn’t reach the basket. OK said the gamble you win the 100 is yours.
With a laugh and a big smile on his face the tax man picked up the money and said yea I knew you couldn’t do it. Then he looked up and saw the lawyer sitting with his head in his hands and the tax man said “Whats wrong with you?”
The lawyer said “Before we came in here he bet me 500 he could piss all over your desk and you would be happy about it”
Glad this isn't real, but if it was it would still be a joke! right!
Cheers, Tiny
"You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
The information is out there; you just have to let it in."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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