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    Hmmm... =)



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    "Can I have some metal polish. I want to do my nails."

    "Metal polish? You must mean nail polish."

    "I know what I mean," replied Jesus.
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    Women who have been raped are always complaining that they've had something forced onto them, something they didn't want.

    Well ladies, now you know how we feel about women's football.
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    Especially in the General Chat area...lol


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    I'm gutted. I was reading about the violence in Nigeria at police brutality protests when it said barrister Samuel Mbenekwe was shot and killed.


    F*ck!!!! There goes my 65,000,000,000 inheritance....
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