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    ^ How the fluck can I un-see that hazman...............you should post a health warning before posting such disturbing images


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    Translated from Russian:

    Doctors came up with a new urine test diagnostics. You don't need to visit medical center anymore.
    Simply piss under tree.
    - If you see influx of ants - you have high sugar level.
    - If see lots of flies - you have some sort of inflammation.
    - If the spot dries out very quickly - you might have salt deposits problem.
    - If you can smell meat - cholesterol issue.
    - If you can't smell anything - COVID.

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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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