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  1. 04-01-21, 06:22 PM #10081
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    BBC News "Dr Dre: Rap legend in hospital after brain aneurysm"

    His doctors have issued a statement saying:

    Nigga ain't well
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    Quote Originally Posted by enf View Post
    BBC News "Dr Dre: Rap legend in hospital after brain aneurysm"

    His doctors have issued a statement saying:

    Nigga ain't well
    Nigga in a coma
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    We'll infvckinform ya
    UPDATE!!

    Dr Dre said he is doing well and just tweeted this message

    Ugh x m..rkjjhe.b do, gu
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