The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Greta Thunberg: "How dare you; you have destroyed my future."
Ummmm......I'm pretty sure your chromosomes are what have done that...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
EMOONING!!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ARSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) an arsehole
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse
So now you know!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
"Can I offer you a drink?"
"Ooh yes, I'll have a whisky".
"This is a job interview".
"Good point, make it a double. It'll steady my nerves".
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I like to describe myself as "A bit of a looker". However, in summing up the judge said the legal term was "Voyeur".
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Customer Service
If u want to go on an expedition get a Land Rover, if u want to come home from an expedition get a Landcruiser!
On Friday my wife was kidnapped, I received a ransom demand for $10,000.
This morning they sent her back, with the $10,000 ransom money ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... and three of their fingers.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
When my wife asked me to name all my sexual partners I'd ever had, I had to think back to when I was 16.
I took a couple of minutes to list them off and eventually got to my wife.
Looking back, that's where I should have stopped.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I walked into a car showroom and said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window."
He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in the window." I said, "You do now."
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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