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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    I started to write a science fiction novel. It began......

    "The human race, a single sex, colourless species, devoid of free thought and direction...."

    Then I realised it wouldn't be able to go under "the future" OR "fiction."
    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Frightening statistic !!! 25% of women in the world are on medications for mental illness.
    That's bloody scary. It means 75% of them are running around with no medication at all.
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    Fact

    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    I just wanted to share this before you hear it from somebody else.
    I was at my GP and it was confirmed that I suffer from cenosillacaphobia.
    Long story short is that best you google it yourself and then you know about it.
    My request is to take this into consideration when we meet again after this corona mess.
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    As part of my apprenticeship, I've been taking vomit inducing drugs and have lost seven stone in weight.

    I'm training to be a Carpenter.
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    Talking with my house-mate this morning...

    him: "I notice you're not eating bread anymore?"
    me: "Yeah...puts too much weight on me, so I cut it out altogether"
    him: "I thought about losing weight, but after thinking about it, I figured it doesn't matter because I won't be carrying my coffin"

    =)

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    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    How do you eat with that!

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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    You may need to sign into youtube to see it, but it is worth it.
    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

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