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  1. 04-06-21, 10:48 AM #10581
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    British trans rights group Stonewall have insisted we should use the term 'Parent Who Have Given Birth' in place of 'Mother' from now on.

    So, as someone who always tries to be politically correct, I'm off to watch some PWHGBILF porn.
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    Knowledge fact of the day.....

    Common synonyms for the unemployed.

    Writer, blogger, and activist.
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