My Chinese workmate was not in at work and it was well past 10am. Concerned I called him.
He just said "isolate." and hung up.
I'm still unsure if he's coming in.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Cheers, Tiny
"You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
The information is out there; you just have to let it in."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
There's a space mission to the moon with two monkeys and a woman on board.
Control calls, "Monkey number one to the monitor."
The monkey is instructed to release the pressure in compartment one, increase the temperature in engine four and release oxygen to the reactors.
The monkey does everything right away.
A few moments later Control calls again "Monkey two to the monitor"
The second monkey is instructed to add carbon dioxide to room four, stop the fuel injection to engine three, add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and analyse and transmit solar radiation readings. The monkey does as instructed.
Few minutes later, Houston calls again "Woman, please approach the screen.
She sits down and immediately interrupts the dispatcher: "I know, I know, feed the monkeys, and don't touch anything.
Cheers, Tiny
"You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
The information is out there; you just have to let it in."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Just been in Woolworths.
Saw a fella whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need
I called him a selfish bastard ....and gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc..who need these types of things.
Told him he should be bloody ashamed of himself... He said: “that’s all good and well mate but can I carry on filling the shelves now, I work here?”.....
You can learn alot using Google, and the search button.....
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion Dollars ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
Stamp Duty
Tobacco Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Income Tax
Council Tax
Unemployment Tax
Fishing Licence Tax
Petrol/Diesel Tax
Inheritance Tax
(tax on top of tax)
Alcohol Tax
G.S.T.
Property Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Vehicle Licence / Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Carbon Dioxide Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. Mum stayed home to raise the kids, Dad and teachers were allowed to discipline kids.
A criminals life was uncomfortable.
Boat people were kids sailing on the harbour.
What the hell happened?
'Political Correctness', ‘Politicians or both?'I hope this goes around Australia and beyond
at least 100 times
Prince Charles is in isolation with Covid 19
and his brother, Prince Andrew, is in isolation with Courtney 14.
You can learn alot using Google, and the search button.....
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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