Thread: The Joke thread - Some jokes may offend, read at own risk. Jokes only, no comments.

  1. 23-10-20, 09:45 AM #9821
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  • 23-10-20, 11:26 AM #9822
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    Times are changing enf.. We steal the whole car now - Click & Collect....


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    This is so true... I do it.. lol


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    Think I might give Halloween a miss this year … after all, I’ve been munching sweets and wearing a mask since March.
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    Ebay USB microscope seller, false advertising to the point of being a joke;

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