The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
When my wife asked me to name all my sexual partners I'd ever had, I had to think back to when I was 16.
I took a couple of minutes to list them off and eventually got to my wife.
Looking back, that's where I should have stopped.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
A teacher brought in a cat to class and ask the children
"What do you think hold its tail on?"
One little girl raised her hand, " the skin miss"
Another kid shouts out , "the cats fur miss".
At this point, little Johnny jumps up, walks over and lifts up the tail.
"By the look at the size of those nuts, I'd say it's
f$@&ing bolted on.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today. I asked her, "When it's due?"
She replied, "I'm not ****ing pregnant you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus you fat b***h!"
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I'm sure there's a punch-line for this, but the visual humour is good enough =)
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I don't know why they had to honour Margaret Court and make her a Companion of the Order of Australia (AC) for playing tennis. After all every centre where tennis is played is named after her as a Tennis COURT.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
FOR SALE!
1 large crystal ball only $125. But you will bid me down to $75, proving it works so we have a sale!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Been watching DavePl's (retired microsoft dev) video, and came across this (helicopter story) -->
=D
Last edited by wotnot; 27-01-21 at 01:18 PM.
lsemmens (27-01-21)
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Opps
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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