The Joke thread - Some jokes may offend, read at own risk. Jokes only, no comments.

**SS Dave** · 04-08-21, 11:35 AM

**SS Dave** · 04-08-21, 02:41 PM

Lady 1 : " Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"

Lady 2 : " I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."

**SS Dave** · 04-08-21, 07:01 PM

**enf** · 05-08-21, 09:25 AM

One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge...

It'll be called YouTwitFace.

**o-I-c** · 05-08-21, 09:15 PM

A dunny was knocked off from the local Police station.

They have nothing to go on

**SS Dave** · 06-08-21, 10:13 AM

A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said,
"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said,
"Well, your your wife met me today and informed that
She bought for $1,500 two pictures, that she thinks will fetch a minimum of $10 to15million.
I saw the pictures, And I think she could be right."
Paul replied enthusiastically,
"Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!
You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you & your secretary."

**enf** · 06-08-21, 11:12 AM

**hazman** · 06-08-21, 02:32 PM

**hazman** · 06-08-21, 02:33 PM

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**hazman** · 06-08-21, 02:36 PM

**enf** · 07-08-21, 09:59 AM

BREAKING NEWS:
iPhones will send sexting warnings to parents if their children send or receive explicit images – and will automatically report child abuse pictures on devices to authorities.

Sigh!.........Android it is then.

**enf** · 07-08-21, 02:59 PM

**SS Dave** · 07-08-21, 05:55 PM

**SS Dave** · 07-08-21, 06:19 PM

**Keith** · 07-08-21, 08:41 PM

Dentist to the fella working on his teeth: You have a 69'er last night, didn't you?

Fella: Yeah, how did you know? I have pubic hair between my teeth?

Dentist: No, you have sh*t up your nose.............

**enf** · 08-08-21, 09:39 AM

**hazman** · 08-08-21, 12:29 PM

**hazman** · 08-08-21, 12:30 PM

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