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  1. 12-08-21, 12:54 PM #10821
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    I saw a gorgeous blonde fall off her bike, so I went and made sure she was alright.

    I couldn't believe it when she said, "I could marry you." Wow!!

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    Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two snickers bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
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