Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.
The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said "99.9% chance we'll make it across that bridge safely."
Anti-vaxxer: "F*ck that, I'm swimming!"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
I said to the checkout girl, "Has anyone told you how beautiful you are today?"
"No, they haven't," she smiled.
"Well " I said, "there's always tomorrow."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A wino walks into a bar , bartender feeling bad for him gives him a couple of free glasses of wine.
Wino goes out and falls asleep in the street.
Gay guy walks by, see him sleeping in the street , and being horny, pulls his pants down and screws him up the ass.
Afterwards the Gay guy feels bad, so he puts $10 in the drunks shirt pocket ,
Next day the wino wakes up, is not feeling very well, but is delighted to find the 10 spot in his pocket,
So he goes back into the bar with the $10 proudly on his hand
The bartender says " Would you like some of the same wine you had yesterday"?
I don't think so says the wino.
It was really good, but it sure made my ass hurt!!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
LSemmens
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Sh!t, the way some businesses are here you'd get in with this....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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