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  1. 14-11-21, 10:11 AM #11161
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  • 14-11-21, 01:11 PM #11162
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    Still a favourite with blokes everywhere.

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    Sure, you can get your wife jewelry or an expensive purse or even an expensive bottle of perfume for Christmas, but she will NEVER forget the Christmas you got her a new mop.

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