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  1. 14-12-21, 12:54 PM #11241
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    Why is divorce so expensive?

    Because its worth it!!
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    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love said to me
    twelve families a crying
    eleven cars on fire
    ten criminals remanded
    nine business ram raided
    eight people carjacked
    seven delinquents are bailed
    six kids are bashed
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    three useless Pollies
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    She's banned herself from masturbating then.......................
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