Two mates who haven't seen each other for a while....
"Wow, you're looking fit! What's your secret?"
"Petrol prices.........."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The wife just called me a sex machine.
Well, her exact words were "you're a f*cking tool", but I know what she meant.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
First AI Murder Attempt?
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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usages.kangaroos.sound
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Due to the shortage of Rapid Antigen Test kits the Federal Government has authorised the emergency use of a Sixty Second Home Test process. Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, outlined the emergency procedure in a press conference overnight.
“First you take one finger and place it on your mouth. Then you place another finger in your….er….botty. After sixty seconds swap fingers. If you cannot smell or taste the difference you must isolate.”
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Rather than take the “Where’s Wally” thread off topic:
So basically when porn stars take off their clothes.
They're getting dressed for work...
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Last edited by fandtm666; 05-01-22 at 07:36 AM.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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