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    I knocked on my neighbour's door this morning and said, "Can you have my children? I'll be no longer than a few minutes, I promise."

    "Sure," she replied.

    I said, "Great! Get your knickers off then."
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    A couple are about to go out on their first date

    Him: "How about I take you to a Michelin starred restaurant, and we have caviar, champagne or whatever you like?"

    Her: "I don't need all of that, let's just go for a romantic drive instead"

    Him: "You're kidding! What makes you think I've got THAT kind of money!"
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    Australia Post -- we deliver (tracking info on a parcel from Syd to Brissy...still waiting ...ffs =)


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    The wife and I were deleriously happy for over 20 years.

    Sigh! Then we met...
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    Ah yes Chullora .. ancient aboriginal word .. for lost parcel office
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