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    For all those snowflakes whining about diversity at the Oscars...

    10% black participation, 100% of the violence.

    Happy now?

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    Nobody made a joke out of Aec Baldwins wife.

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    Ironic that Will Smiths oscar is bald.
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    I could count on one hand the number of times I've reached through the bars at the zoo.

    Which is just as well, really.
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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    British transgender cyclist Emily Bridges, who was declared ineligible for the British Female Championships, has said she feels demonised.

    Shouldn't that be demanised?
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    "Dad, how did you and mum pick my name?"

    "Well sweetie, often parents name a child after the place it was conceived, like Paris, Chelsea..you know, like that."

    "That makes sense Dad, so I'm named after the Italian Ski Resort of Cortina?"

    "Aaah, yeah, yeah that's it, the Ski Resort."
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    Saw a van that was covered in dirt at local shopping centre & someone had written

    "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van."

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    "She is...when you are at work!"
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