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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Pakis listen to Sony.

    Niggers prefer Panasonic.

    Abos like Teac.

    Chinks go for Sanyo.

    They're all just racial stereotypes.
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    Jesus' last words....

    "... and don't touch my fu@k'n Easter Eggs... I'll be back in three days".
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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    The IT Answer to Life

    A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Zoom. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since
    it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: ……

    you got male
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    I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, “Wow, how did you do that?!”

    “I would tell you”, answered the magician predictably, “but then I’d have to kill you”

    After a moment’s pause, the same voice screamed out “Can you please tell my mother-in-law?”
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