The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The bastards at NDIS refused my deaf, blind and dumb kids application for benefits.
They said he was fit for work and could test pinball machines.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
On that theme....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
That's your fault for calling him Tommy...Originally Posted by enf
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Ted (Al)
Paddy and Mick are working at the local sawmill.
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.
Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising".
Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.
So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to Hospital.
Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising".
And sure enough, there's Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.
But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.
Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.
Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, "He's dead."
Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him in."
"No", says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Thought experiment --- if dentists make their living from fixing people's teeth, why would you buy/use a toothbrush or tooth paste as recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists? =)
If your blind girlfriend tells you how big your cock is, she's just pulling your leg....
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
When my friends are feeling a bit down, I often find it helps to let them colour in my tattoo.
Sometimes you just need a shoulder to crayon.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Can you sell a f*cking rooster?
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
A guy walks into a butchers shop.
"Can you help me?" he says. "I keep thinking I'm a moth."
"Not really, mate," says the butcher. "You want the psychiatrist next door."
"I know, but your light was on."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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