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    I've had an idea for an actually useful reality show, where illegal immigrants have to hunt down child molesters for a chance to win citizenship.

    It'll be called aliens vs predators
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    What has alcohol got that god doesn't?

    Proof.
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    My grief counsellor died the other day.

    But he was so good I didn't give a f*ck.
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    NOMINATED FOR THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR

    A Russian arrives in Toronto as a new immigrant to Canada. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.




    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!”




    The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally.”




    The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Canada."

    The person says, "I not Canadian, I Vietnamese and here on a work visa that expired two years ago.”




    The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful Canada!"

    That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not Canadian. It was easy to get here via America.”




    He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a Canadian?"

    She says, "No, I am from Africa here on an Education visa that expired 10 years ago."

    Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Canadian's?”




    The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."








    IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE!









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