You can never underestimate the innovativeness of Saskatchewan Farm Boys:
at a high school in the small town of Wadena in Saskatchewan, a group of farm
boy students decided to play a prank. They let three goats run loose inside the
school during school hours. Before turning them loose, they painted numbers
on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4. School Administrators spent most of the
day looking for - - No. 3.
And you thought there was nothing to do in Saskatchewan!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
As told to me by one of the Ambo's (great pair of professionals =) who transported me to hospital after my snake bite last weekend...
"A man is walking through the bush, when he accidentally treads on a poisonous snake ~ the snake, startled and angry, rears up and proceeds to bite the man on the balls...
....the man is OK but later finds the snake, which has subsequently died ~ turns out the snake was allergic to nuts."
=)
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I know it is against the rules but, not KFC.
Labor's mean girls.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The missus said to me "You make love like a painter".
I said "What, like Leonardo Da Vinci? Smooth strokes and attention to detail resulting in a masterpiece?".
She said "No, like the council. You rush the job, leave a ####ing mess and I have to finish it myself"
A bra, a pair of spectacles, and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar.
The bra says,"3 beers thanks bartender."
The barman replies," F*ck off mate, I'm not serving your type here. "
"What do you mean," asks the bra.
And the bartender says,"Well mate, you're off your tits, that bloke is off his face, and your other mate looks like he's about to start something!"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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