The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Understanding what a woman wants is very difficult.
It's like trying to figure out what colour the letter 7 smells like.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz.
Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.
Finally they reached the ticket window.
"Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way."
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
So, I wonder how many footballers, media luminaries, politicians and police will, "Take the Knee", for the innocent white people murdered by a black man in Nottingham and declare, "White Lives Matter".
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Guys look at this modified motorbike
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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The police were questioning me about why I killed my muslim neighbour.
Me: 'I was just driving home from work, about to pull up and I saw he was in my Spot.'
'Sir, you can't murder someone because they took your parking space.'
Me: 'Spots my dog.'
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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