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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    NEW!!!! The Wheres Wally Audobook

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    The wife was just about to put on Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O when thankfully I suffered a cerebral haemorrhage and was rushed to hospital.

    A f*cking stroke of luck, hey?
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    dont say linux if i wanted it id install it

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    MAGA = Milking America's Gullible Again
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    Cheers, Tiny
    "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
    The information is out there; you just have to let it in."

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    The wife was born female and she identifies as a woman. But according to the Woolworths Indulgent Chocolate and Caramel Cake that she bought yesterday, she's actually a family of four.
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