The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The body of a 40-year-old was found floating adrift in Port Philip Bay by fishermen this morning.
He was wearing a Collingwood jersey, a blonde wig, lipstick, makeup, miniskirt, red lingerie, fishnet stockings and red high-heeled shoes - and had a dildo jammed up his arse.
Police have removed the jersey to spare the man's family from any embarrassment.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars.
Just intense, life threatening negotiations every 28 days.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
I was just sitting there ruminating when the door opened and in walked my 3 year old granddaughter.
“Grandad” she said “Can you multitask?”
“Of course” I replied. “I’m doing it right now”
“What do you mean grandad?” she asked.
“I’m multitasking right now in fact.” I said.
“How?”
“Well, right now I’m doing three things at the same time….I’m sitting here, I’m talking to you and I’m also thinking”
What are you thinking grandad?”
“I’m thinking that the next time I go to the dunny, I'll lock the f*cking door"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
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