Sheeeeet! I never knew!Originally Posted by hazman
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
gulliver (04-01-25)
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
Salesman: 'This van will carry 8 people with no problems."
Me: 'I dont even KNOW 8 people with no problems!"
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
What's a Scotsman have under his kilt on a good day?
Lipstick!
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
As a coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying to be on time he pulled the coffin out of the car, put it on his head and started carrying it to his destination.
A police officer saw him and told him to stop, then asked the man, "Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?"
The coffin maker replied, "I don't like where I was buried so I'm relocating."
The officer fainted.
Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.
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