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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Cheers, Tiny
    "You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can't make them think? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
    The information is out there; you just have to let it in."

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    A suicide bomber went to heaven.

    The Angel at the front desk greeted him.

    "Hi, welcome. There are 72 very horny virgins waiting for you!"

    "I knew it! said the bomber. "Bring me the women!"

    The Angel smiled.

    "Who mentioned women?"
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    Attractive women are just looking for security.

    I know because I started talking to one at the pub last night and that's who she called....
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    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

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