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    Fed up with poverty, austerity, high fuel costs, shit food, no hygeine, drug and alcohol-infused local junkies tattoed and studded to the eyeballs, poor sanitation, depressing weather, bad roads, looking at women with faces like hippo roadkill and having to put up with angry, blithering, mental, small-penised idiots you can't understand?

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    Cheers, Tiny
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    Cheers, Tiny
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    The information is out there; you just have to let it in."

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    Black guy: "I love my job. It's like I was born to do it."

    White guy: "Really? What field are you in?"
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    Just asked the woman in Dymocks if Prince Harrys book is available to download.

    She said "Do you want the PDF file?"

    Me: "No, that's his uncle."
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    I've heard Chris Rea and his band are looking to join up with Dire Straits................ I believe they will call the new band Dire.Rea. Dad joke........
    You can learn alot using Google, and the search button.....

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