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    The body of a 40-year-old was found floating adrift in Port Philip Bay by fishermen this morning.

    He was wearing a Collingwood jersey, a blonde wig, lipstick, makeup, miniskirt, red lingerie, fishnet stockings and red high-heeled shoes - and had a dildo jammed up his arse.

    Police have removed the jersey to spare the man's family from any embarrassment.
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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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    If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars.

    Just intense, life threatening negotiations every 28 days.
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    I was just sitting there ruminating when the door opened and in walked my 3 year old granddaughter.

    “Grandad” she said “Can you multitask?”

    “Of course” I replied. “I’m doing it right now”

    “What do you mean grandad?” she asked.

    “I’m multitasking right now in fact.” I said.

    “How?”

    “Well, right now I’m doing three things at the same time….I’m sitting here, I’m talking to you and I’m also thinking”

    What are you thinking grandad?”

    “I’m thinking that the next time I go to the dunny, I'll lock the f*cking door"
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