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    Do you know why females Vegans don't moan during sex?

    Because they are afraid to admit that some MEAT makes them happy...
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    The fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic flow.

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    The Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons opened for signature at the United Nations in New York on 20 September 2017 and entered into force on 22 January 2021.

    There are currently 91 signatories and 68 states parties.



    No countries with nuclear weapons signed the treaty

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    MILITARY TRIVIA OF THE WEEK #12

    Russia once had the 2nd most powerful army in the world.

    They now have the 2nd most powerful army in Ukraine.
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    It's a serious matter, but I found this image poignantly hilarious =)


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    A Russian soldier runs up to a nun. "Please let me hide under your dress, I'll explain later!"

    The nun agrees. A moment later, two military policeman approach her and ask, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

    The nun replied, "He went that way." Off they went in persuit.

    The soldier crawls out from under the dress and says, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go and fight the Ukrainians."

    The nun replies, "I completely understand"
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    The nun replied, "If you'd have looked higher, you'd have also seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go and fight the Ukrainians either!"
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    Death smiles at everyone. Grumpy old men smile back.

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